Muthee's First Time To Eat People

Probably you have heard this before but i saw it first hand. The origin of this story is Tetu Nyeri during our time. I was there and if anyone tell you different, they are lying and will go to Satan.

After getting circumcised it was a tradition to wipe rust (kuihura mbiro) in our tribe. This involved climbing a girl and never to climb her again. It was mugiro (illegal) to do her again. You only do her once. If you want to climbana again, look for another girl. If you did the lady that you wiped rust with, you are as good as someone with rust.

One boy called Muthee did not know how to borrow things. He was kinda shy or somthing. So, me, Timo and Agosto planned to borrow for him. We approached one girl in village that was Cierunde (easy lay) and had given almost all boys except Muthee. Her name was Wangui wa Nyina Nyagu. We asked her for the favor of giving Muthee her things and she agreed.

At night, we wented to her house and called her out. We took wangui to Thingira of Methee and told her to show muthee how to do a woman because he doent know. Then, we left Muthee at his thingira (cube) and hided behind thingira. We definitely knew there would be drama.

After a while, we hear the lady tell Muthee 'Ruta thuruari yothe arafu uke iguru (Remove all trouser). Shortly after we hear action start and our jostos also stand stiff hard.

Then muthee start sighing hard and when unable to tolerate the utam, he shouted 'uuuiii ooooohhh aaaa a arume, muiguaga oh uuu' (uuu aaaa Men, is this the way you feel all time?'

Then we tell muthee you dont talk when you are climbing. Climb the woman hard it when you feel mo utam utam. Then muthee start to shout

' uuu ninguthuguma' (ooh i want to urinate)

Timo then tell in loud voice 'Thuguma thiini' (Urinate inside her vagina). After that, our jostos were too hard to stay without urinating and we took Wangui and did her in turns before taking her back home.

Next day in village meet point, we meet Muthee telling people how he urinated on Wangui's pussy. We laughed and told Muthee that is not Urinating, it is called pouring.

From that day, Muthee become a he goat of village. At form 4, i hear he ate a CRE teacher that was on teaching practice. The teacher feel so good at Muthee's 'never pour fast' techinic that after exam, Muthee wented to her house and lived for one week.

I remember this story because of what happen in Eldoret a few days ago. I pity those boys because i am sure thats not what they meant. My advise is, dont try that at home. The laws have changed. If you do, you will be cooling off your dick in jail. Thats my advise ooh.

I remain,

Wanjohi wa Kigogoine.