One time when in secondary school called Kagumo  secondary, pupils of other schools come to our school for playing games.  Me and one friend of mine we called Dobidobi had drawn that we must eat  some girls come what come may. Dobi dobi came from Majei area of Nyeri  town. He was named Dobidobi because when he drink bangi, he sing the  song 'dobidobi' word to word. One day in form two, he tell me to drink  bangi if want to be top pupil in class.  He tell me, 'you know Karis, ?'  I say yes. '  why do u think he is always on top. Its because he drink  bangi. If you drink bangi, it will show you to read and you will be  top'. I almost bought his idea because my number was always one hundred  and something until i discovered he was always on tail.
Dobidobi was not a good borrower of things, but he was never short of  ideas after drinking one muthogoto of bangi. He had telled me that one  girl from his village was  playing hockey and had refused to give  dobidobi in village and was due to come to our school for playing.. So,  he had hatched a plan. He asked me if i was interested in the girls and  said yes. He said if i want to eat one baby of Kangubiri girls, he can  organize and i must eat, as long as i contribute in buying Kukumanga.  Kukumanga, for those who dont know is the medicine that is used to make  women horses go on heat. I hear horses that are women can never get on  heat unless they get a good dose of Kukumanga.
When girls came to school, after finishing playing, he called the girl  and told her to call a friend of her we go to Muhoya Dorm where Dobidobi  stayed  to drink 'cold power' and bread as they look at  pictures of us  in album.  Cold power was mixture of cold water, chocolate and sugar.   We wented to the dormitory  and Dobidobi prepared the cold power. He  then laced the drinks of the ladies with Kukumanga.
I started drawing what  to do because dormitory was full of many boys in  corridor. Word had gonned around school that Dobidobi and Wanjohi had  girls in their cube. We called one guy who was dorm mate called 'Shadow'  to keep eye on entrance of our cube and prevent people from coming and  peeping.  He was nicknamed shadow because he was so black that you could  only spot him after spotting his shadow. One day teacher come to class  when electricity had run away and were using dim light and ask ' Who  hang that shirt over there?' not knowing that it was person so black you  cant see him in dark.
Assured that Shadow will keep all pupils at bay, i started touching  touching the girl. Dobidobi was kinda dump, he was waiting for Kukumanga  to take effect then he jump on her. Kukumanga i think doesn't  take  toll very fast or the dose was small because the girls were not getting  on heat. I pushed my girl in bed and started  caressing her small and   almost non existence tits. She kinda got on heat but was too cautious.  She said we cannot do today because her month was on corner.
I begged her to allow me at least one inch and promised i will not pour  inside but could hear non. When we were  reading during our time,  there  was no makobosto. Infact it was criminal to say word 'condom' She said  it is not possible. I begged and begged and begged until i want to cry
'Tafadhari, nakuomba aki i wunt hurt you.  mimi ukiniruhusu niingie,  sitamwaga ndani. kwanza hata siftaingiza yote. Hata kama ni kuguzisha,  ni sawa tu. Bora ukubali tu kidogo. iguze hapo kwa shimo'.  One guy  called Jonnie Kuhuta has told us before that women will say no even when  she want to be climbed. He had said even if she say no, she mean yes.  Dont expect her to say yes. you must fight your way.
I was on top of her with skirt hipped up and pantie still on. I took the  pantie aside, then  removed my josto and forced it in. Just when my  josto was half inside, the girl started shouting
' oooi ngai fafa nimezaa, nimezaa. oooiii mwezi uko mbaya. oooi lazima  nipate mimba. Aki wanjohi nitaambia mama nini na lazima nizae' (ooi God  father, i have given birth. oooi the month is bad. oooi must get  stomach. ooh Wanjohi what will i tell mother and its must i give birth)
 'Dont worry, i wunt pour inside. please stay well well i insert all of  it. '  i begged but she still  was saying things. That time,  pupils   had milled around cube peeping how i was hammering somebody.  The pupils  were shouting  ' Wanjohi chapa mtu kabisa'  while clapping hands. When  the girl hear pupils, she throw me out and clossed her legs together.  I  knew my game was over if i did not play smart. I told the girl if she  refuse to let me in again,  all those boys were waiting to eat her in  turn  and i can be the only one that protect her from those boys.
I begged her to let me go back to position i was in, put my josto half  and i wunt even move it an inch once inside on inch.  I begged her to  just to let my penis feel wamth inside.  Due to intimidation, she  agreed. I shouted to the pupils to go away. I returned the josto in the  position and immediately, the boys started clapping, others coming  closer to watch.  The girl throw me out again and disappeared in speed  of Usain Bolt from Muhoya dorm.  That time, i had not poured. I was  feeling like i was being struggled in neck (ndaiguaga tari guitwo  ndiraitwo mumero ini). I was too close to pouring and my testicles were  all aching.  I dont know if you know that stage, you are about to pour  and you cant because the girl run off.
I took towel and went to  wash my body with cold water. My tree was  still standing, very straight and so was for the boys watching my  action. There were like 40 pupils following me all asking how i was  feeling as i have just done a girl. It was Dobidobi that called the   boys to come see Wanjohi eating somebody after his girl failed to get on  heat and left.  I was so annoyed with the boys  because they are the  one that make the girl disappear. They follow me to ablution blocks and  look at me as if i was president or a big actor they see on TV.
 From that day, i know it is possible for a bird to fly even after all  feathers are removed (niyumbukaga i mbute). From that day till today,  when i get girl that refuse refuse, if she allow me to enter, i pour  very fast, just incase she thinks otherwise in middle of action. I dont  want that punishment again because my ball feel pain for many hours.  Pain more worse than when you are kicked in the balls.
That day i was in form 3 and 17 yrs. The girl was almost same age and  the story reminds me a song i hear by one guy called  Franco wa Subu -  'Ni mwana uriku Njaji'  At her age, she culd know she can get stomach,  her days were bad. The song goes like this..
'Ni kwana uriku ui kuamukiria kiss, nimwana uriku uwi gukurira  callender, tariki cia date ndangitiria mundu... ten tenennneeentnenen  .  (which baby know how to kiss, which baby know how to mark calender  dates and cannot bounce a person..)
 copy paste the url to listen to the song... >>>>  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-akpNk45nw&feature=youtu.be
Has any of you ever been teriod like that?
I remain,
Wanjohi wa Kigogoine
 
 
' oooi ngai fafa nimezaa, nimezaa. oooiii mwezi uko mbaya. oooi lazima nipate mimba. Aki wanjohi nitaambia mama nini na lazima nizae'
ReplyDeleteAki ya ngai wanjohi unavuta bangi. niko chini ya meza. hahahahah
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ReplyDeleteThis is the craziest of all. Andu aya tigagai gutarura andu aria angi ugua.( People these be stoping to tear people others like that)
ReplyDeletehahahah @ Sarah, hindi iyo ya tene gutiari makobosto (those days condoms were aliens..)
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ReplyDeleteWanjohi,we must meet,i buy you 1 or 2 tojohi hehu.U have made my day.
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ReplyDeleteNgai fafa
ReplyDeleteHindi io gutari makobosto, kanda imwe ya kirinyaga yaitire cumbi wa nyina, igithii kuria kairitu na karatathi ga kensalt. (when there was no condom, one guy from kirinyaga poured his mother's salt and used kensalt juala kama makobosto to eat a girl) And he was reading in kagumo like you!
ReplyDeleteEeh, Nimeshindwa na kufanya kazi. Wanjohi uko juu.
ReplyDeleteThats all i can say. I spend more time on this blog than twira and faceboo.
we ukwenda mahoya ma kirindi mundu.
ReplyDeleteWanjohi kwani you were reading in Mururia secondary in Thika, because that is where we used to drink cold power.
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ReplyDeleteenjoyed ur stories very funny
ReplyDeletehahahahah am raffin out raodry, wanjohi u r sic* me likey
ReplyDeleteWanjohi kwani ulikuwa muhoya kama mimi.labda nilikuwa kwa hiyo crowd ilikuwa ina crap. yu are just a funny guy :)
ReplyDeletethat is good shit for a cold afternoon
ReplyDeleteMuhoya i remember that dorm though i was in washi. i love the blog kaggzerian!!
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ReplyDeletecrazy but whats your level of education?
ReplyDeleteHahaha, I passed same process hahah "Come Baby Come"
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