The First Time I Climbed A Person of Trap.

If you have heard this from someone else, he must have heard it from me, so sit back and hear it from the experiencer.

I have telled you early that i have eaten people trap many times but i stopped when i was catched eating one in a motorcar. I started eating people of trap early enough when most of you were still children of birth. The first time i ate, i was still a pupil of form three in Kagumo seconday. (I hear they is make is it National school. So, my friend that wented to Starehe and speak good english will shut his mouth because he is more proud of going to National school than University where he read how to do mathematics called Calculus  like calculator.

If you know Nyeri, you know the heart where you can get the cheapest hole. It is called Majengo. I was motivated by one pupil we called Dobi Dobi. Dobi dobi is a pupil that almost made me drink bangi many times. After losting from school, he wouild go to Majengo and eat a person of trap, then come back with minute to minute account. (he breaked the school record of buying many barbed wire in 2yrs because, if you were catched losting from school, the punishment was to come with parent and barbed wire). A shot for students, particularly from our school was Kshs. 20 bob.

When he come from eating those people of trap, he would tell us how he eat three different trappers. One Saturday, he came to a group of us and telled us:

" mangai last sato ndirariire imundu ithatu. kwaja kamue ni kana biu. karainiria ta ikamba mungu moja (one god, last sato i eat three persons. first, one was child complete. she sings her waist like kamba lady)

It was not expensive then to eat people of trap. With twendi bob, you were assured of shot, according to Dobidobi. Although Dobidobi come from poor people, he finance his cigarete, bangi and people of trap by stealing bedsheets, spoons and blankets and selling them to those women. We drew with him to take us to people of trap, me and two other boys.

In Majengo, it had streets too. There are those street that sell bangi, for Chang'aa and for women. I hear people of english origin call it redlight district. He took us to a group of trapping people and when they see us, they know we are customers. They put legs apart and we see their vaginas, none shaven. Because i shake too much, i had never seen such things in my life, i go to the one that called me first.

Although look old, she was quite something. Big buttocks and small mouth. I had been telled that if you see one with small mouth, know that she has small vagina. How true it is, i still dont know. When we enter house, she tell me

'Kijana, shoti ni chilingi alubaine. Reta pesa kwaja' I did not like that word 'kijana' but i guess she say that because i was tiny.

I looked at her still not confident and tell her that i was told it is twendy bob.  she looked at me and in anger tell me

'chilingi twendi tunafanyaga brow job" 

I almost walked out but being that she was experienced customer service, she come near me and start rubbing my head softly. She pitched me a for real, telling me that for arubaine, she will give me the best muclimbano i have ever seen.  I was defenceless, so quickly i said its ok.

'Hapa mutu anaripaga kabla ya kura. Reta mbesha' I dont know why she wanted money first and i hesitate. I had heard bad tales about how you can pay them and after eating, they yell asking for more, yet you had paid before. I dipped my pocked and removed forty shillings and handed over to her.

She started to fondle my dick and said "na huyu mutoto si uko na mboro kubwa. uko na miaka ngapi? I did not answer and was geting impatient because i really really wanted to eat somebody and go beat stories in school. She removed my trouser and droppeed it down. When she see the josto life life, she say 

"eeh mangai. onawe ni itheru. utaongetha kumi. hii mboro ni ya mwanaume"  (ooh my. you are joke. you will add 10 bob. your josto is for grown up).

I ignored her and when she see i am getting impatient, she removed her black pantie and put it on table. I will never forget. She then sit on a very shabby bed and throw makobosto to me. She asked if i know how to put condom and anwered in affirmative.

I was expecting to see scenes like we seid in porn movies, like getting my treesucked and stuff. I had never had my tree sucked before. But i was wrong. She lie and lift her skirt up and then  put her finger in her mouth, wets it and then wets the pussy.  

I climbed the bed, although myself butt naked, positioned my tree on her pussy that had many hairs (that why i hate unshaved pussy, i guess), then pushed it slowly inside her vagina. I felt alot of hotness inside. It goed without any stopage or hindrance. At that age, all the girls i had eaten, if any, had tight holes or undone ones.

Then, like i am being driven my engine, i pumped hard and fast. She stopped me and say 

"hei mutoto. hheeheheh, nikii, thie kahora!. gutiri handu kirathie. kwanja waikia uguo ugutura condomu na yaturika turihagia magana meri (hei, you kid, go slow, its going nowhere. infact if you go that fast, you will burst makobosto and if you burst, we charge 200 bob.)

I had not done a whore before and so i had to play with the rules. With slow moves now, she singed her waist and i felt very good. I thrust until she pick rythm. Funny enough, i did not pour. i think the parafin that was putted in githeri in school can as well work as viagra. I dont know if she pretends or it was real becaue she cry for feeling good. "aaahhh uuuuuu ooioo aaa hapooo iviiiii.. ingizaaaaa tenaa  ooohhh aaaaahhhh swittiiiiii ongeza kabisa... aooooooo' until i felt my testacles shake and pwaff.. poured and colapsed on top of her.

She did not let me rest small on top of her. She shouted to me 'Mutoto, amuka urudi chure. Na usome kwa bidii. Na nimeona unajua kazi eh!'

When i go back to school, i ask myself, if my dad knows that the pocket money he give me i am using to eat people of trap, what would he think?  i felt very angry with myself. I said that i will never go back there again. But the vow was very short lived. I became broker for boys that wanted to be taken there.  If i take one boy, the trapper give me 5 bob and the boy give me 10 bob.

P.S:  If you want to climb the equivalent of those, there is a place along Luthuli avenue. Somewhere upstairs. I have never eaten there but i went there two times when i was in college, and some people tell me its still there. I hear a joti is 200 bob and you pay room only 100 bob. Also, Karumaindo, aka Sabina joy has the same service but not sure of the charges. I used to enter there long time to urinate but cant dare now, rest Theuri see me coming from there. It will be talk of the month. When i was pupil of college, i hear that place people call it Hall 14. If you are still a pupil, and you want first hand experience, ask anybody to take you to Hall 14. To the rest, if you have three hundred bob with you, i have good news for you.  You can eat somebody in this Nairobi. Economy is not that bad anyway.

(I have just remembered how i was sausage fungwad. It was not drama but its is good story. Tomorrow i tell you. )

I remain,

Wanjohi Wa Kigogoine