In all the East Africa community countries, there is one country that has many beautiful persons of out than the others combined. That country is called Rwanda. I have been there and i have many stories but today, i will not tell you muclimbano stories much, will tell you the business angle of it. I know this might put some of you off if i no tell muclimbano, but to be able to follow and enjoy the other stories i will tell of Rwanda, you must read this. I will tell you many Rwandese muclimbano in later many more episodes to follow this.
Rwanda is a country where it is illegal to say Tutsi and Hutu. Those two words lands you in jail for 8 years non stop. Since i have been there and this is not Rwanda, i will tell you small about them. All Tutsi girls are tall, slender and big buttocks and beautiful. I wont say about Hutu because i dont want to be summoned by Mzalendo Kibunja but all their girls shave box. The rest might be abit personal, so i wont say now. In Rwanda, when i speak English, they would think i am nigger who has just landed from America or Europe. If you speak good swahili, they wunt understand. You must make it bad so that they hear your swahili. Their swahili is same same as of Congolese.
One day, me and Theuri hear that people are making millions selling stuff in Rwanda. Whenever we hear where people are making money, we like to put our ear and see if we can make it too. When we hear it well well and because we have been bitten before, we must confirm first hand. All the stories we heard appeared too good to be true because they tell us you can sell anything in Rwanda and make a minimum of 100%. Whenever i hear that, it leave more questions because everybody would be rich then.
We cased to go life life and see for ourselfs. It costs less than 3k by road. We took 50k each as "research allowance" and climbed Kampala coach to Kigali. In the bus, we meet many Kenyans going there but they dont tell us what they sell there and how to clear goods backdoor at their border called Katuna. We know if you want to fish info, you dont ask like that, you feed somebody with beer until he/she opens up. One lady, not forte fae and not twendy fae sat next to Theuri. Although she did not speak to us until we reached Kampala, we knew she will help us one way or another. (A story for another day)
When we reached there, that lady showed us where to sleep, just some few meters from where Kampala couch bus is. We did not talk much that day to her. I tell Theuri to shut his mouth, atleast for once. In that guest house, most Kenyan who have manners sleep there.
Kigali isnt big as such. It is smaller than Thika by small although population of Thika is two times bigger than Kigali. When evening reached, we asked for the best place to clean the dust in out throats. We were told there is one famous bar called Carwash that is owned by a Kenyan called a Mr. Wahome. We went there and meet many Kenyans and drinked a their 'tusker' equivalent called Plimus. Primus is packet in one little bottle so, when you drink three, it is like taking a whole crate of Tusker. Tusker is also sold there, but in a price that Theuri and myself refuse to buy. We cant drink beer that is sold at 160 when there is a cheaper alternative of the same brand or equivalent.
Primus is a special beer. Once you take two, your tree must start and you cant pour ofyo ofyo. When our tree standed, we did not see any climbable people of out there. All those there had people with them and since Kigali is not Nairobi, i telled Theuri not to try and steal somebody of owner. I called one waiter, a Kenyan and telled him our wish. He warned us that we can be stolen by those girls but if we wanted to continue, there was a nice place where they were in plenty. We told him we have travelled all over the world, including Nigeria where almost everybody want to 'collect' your money but we survive. He directed us to a club in uptown where we can get many persons of out and of trap.
The name of the club was The KBC. I cant remember what those initials stand for but that is, for sure, the Westlands of Kigali. The night life there goes until tomorrow morning. There, we were spoilt of choice. Peoples of out, trappers are plenty and when they hear we are Kenyans, they see money. When the dj play song of Nonini, 'niko gauge, niko maji niko ...." i sing along and call one girl and tell her that man once used to live in my servant quarter. I even remove my phone and tell them to take Nameless's number and talk to him tomorrow. I tell them we drink with them everyday, including Wahu, Nyota, and many more that they hear their songs. Although they hear Swahili small small and english none, they thoroughly entertained us because they dont even refuse to be touched touched like Nairobi girls. That, however, does not come free though because before a girl gives you her ear, a Primus (though small one now) must be on table. Sophisticated ones take Heineken which is 2 times expensive than Primus.
Theuri telled them we work with UN and were there on holiday and were also interested in doing business in Rwanda. When they see for real we have money that is not ending, we get the best from the group and agree to climbana. We take taxi and when we reach guest house, the reception stopped us. She telled us that in that Guest house, you cannot bring a person of out unless you came with them from Nairobi. We tried to beg and beg but they say no lady will enter there. We got angry and asked why they did not tell us before that they dont accept trappers or any other lady. One lady, in poor swahili telled us that she see we looked like respected people, not people that can come with trappers at night. She even telled us that in that gueste, you cannot come after 11.
We thoughted of going to another room that night to climb those people but we then said, the holes will always be there. Everyday, there are peoples of out turning 18, so why rush. Tomorrow, we go to another room where you can even bring 10 persons. But in those room, they put niron sheet on top of the matress because a Rwandese girl must urinate when getting climbed, even if you tell them like what you tell Ugandans, me i dont want water.
Tomorow, we embark on research on what we can export there in big quantity. We meet one Kenyan man that even today when i remember him even at night, i laugh loudly. He telled us he has pinched his ear and will never return to Rwanda again. The man owned a two Matatus, although Wanguras plying Kangemi route. After he see matatu is not coming anthing, he was told by a person that if he export Human weaves and hairs to Rwanda, he can make 100% profit.
He went to his bank running and withdraw 250k. Still running so that stock of weaves does not finish, he went to Best lady in Rifa rodi, bought weaves and hairs worth 250k and took to the next available bus to Kigali. When he reach there, they look at those weaves and tell him he bring bad quality of poor people. They tell him that Rwandeese like to be stylish and it will be hard to sell them there. They convicend him to sell to them at the same price he had boughted in Nairobi. Although he has paid duty for them, he agreed. Again, they tell him they must be given a two weeks credit. He supplied almost all of them but after two weeks, when he go to collect money, they say to him "hakuna mafranka. chukua hatujaweza kununua"All shops tell him that and he is left with the original stock he came with 2 weeks earlier.
That way, he was forced to hawk one by one. The small quantity he sells, he pay guest house, food, beer and people of trap because of frustrations. I looked at the man that his tout and driver call "mbuyu" is now doing something he would have never dreamnt. He had been there for a month now and had only sold 30%. When we lest, one week later, he had sold an additional 5 %. When i remember how he tell us, i still laugh today until i cry. Later, we met with him in Nairobi and when we mention Kigali, he say "please, ndeto icio ikinye hau " (Let those words reach there).
Rwanda is a good country of eating happiness but for business, its not easy oh. Unless you go big time and in contruction, the rest, you will talk to yourself. The main reason is because, life is too expensive. All town, no backstreet of eating food. Even backstreet food joint, they sell food on buffet. Again, guest houses are another issue, too expensive. But this is not a damper, there are people that still make it big there, but you must stay there to make money, but those busines i like, of supply on large quantity is a no. Also, small scalers can also make it, and if you can teach English, there are so many kenyans with backstreet english classes. Thats why i like Kenyans.
If you see a country that has no single Nigerian, and only 200 Indians, do u think that country is joke? In Kigali, if you fight in a bar, you get jailed a minimum of 3 years. The minimum sentence you can get if you sin even by small sin is 3 years.
The other country i will tell you about is S. Sudan's Juba. Business might be good depending on what you want to do. If you are in big league and things are elephant here, i dont know what you are waiting for. But you must be prepared to sleep in some funny places that you cant think of in Nairobi. Another big thing there is trapping business. Sorry to say this but.... i dont know if this is true but i heard that if your girl is there.. lemmi stop this.
Anyway, trapping business is good in Sudan. But to die of gunshot from the Army is higer than your chances of eating supper. In sudan, i hear everybody is Army and they are jailed for 2 days if they kill you. But people of tap have their own problems too with the locals, who all claim to be army. When they come for muclimbano, the people of trap ask for $50/joti. They have no problem in paying the $50 and when tomorrow comes, they come again. The army eat person and when they ask for payment, they say they paid yesterday. And tomorrow of tomorrow and tomorrow of that day, they will still come and climb for the initial pay they asked. So, to the army, its a one time fee. Once they pay, it is that and if you refuse to be climbed, a bullet from AK 47 passes through your head that very second. So i hear when people of trap see new army person, they either refuse or ask for alot, like $200 and they will pay because they will never pay again.
Tomorrow, i will tell you my experience with a very very flying person of out in Kigali that could not HEAR or SPEAK swahili or English, she only speak Kinyarwanda. Even french, because i hear small, nothing. She could not hear even one word in Swahili or English. I ate but there is nothing as difficult borrowing like that. Rwanda stories and Sudan are so many, i dont even know where to start.
(If you want to sample their english, follow this link >>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOMOoTmf-ck
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I remain,
Wanjohi wa Kigogoine
nice read kama kawa
ReplyDeleteI wish there was a way i'd clap for you here, now the same way i check my mails in the morning to see if there's anything interesting is the same I log on to this blog, its like an oxygen to me if I lack it am not happy alot. Big up honey!
ReplyDeleteThanks you Wakamangu and Anon.
ReplyDeleteRefreshing....a bit of change is as good as a rest though not that you rest for too long Wanjohi. Keep em coming.
ReplyDeleteu never disappoint wanjohi, this blog has turn out 2 b my breakfast, lunch n even supper!! but people of out of Kenya are hottest compared with those of rwada!!
ReplyDeleteThey put a nylon called "Kavera" on top of the matress. If you looked around well, there are some rules in the guest houses. Some rules are,
ReplyDelete1. No bedwetting!
2. No noise making!
Start from the beginning Wanjohi. Love your blog. I like the way you "cumekia" us small tugatigwo tugiita ruta twetereire rucio. Keep it coming. I cannot wait for those Rwanda and Sudan stories. Good Job man!!!!
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Heheheh!Wanjohi u seem informed very much!oNe thing u dont lack is muclimbano even if hutaki kuongea story of eating someone!Nooo nikupeleke Casablnca ujienjoy for free!i know a guy who is a member there!
ReplyDeletePlease please tell us the lodging names... atleast the good and cheap ones where you can bring people of out/trap; When we go there we will sing your name
ReplyDeleteLovely and informative with a light touch. This blog is my afternoon pill.
ReplyDeleteKeep em coming
Wamuthoni
'holes will always be there'...i remain wanjohi
ReplyDelete"We thoughted of going to another room that night to climb those people but we then said, the holes will always be there. Everyday, there are peoples of out turning 18, so why rush."
ReplyDeleteWanjohi, you're a philosopher for life. Thanks to you, many men are going to learn patience.
@ kavera .. I did not see. Maybe those ones are in rifa rodi of kigali.
ReplyDelete@ Mwaganu uyu haha.. muclimano nikama auto response in me.
@On_My_Way_To_Kigali .. In the next episodes.
@ Anon.. Thank you all.
i swear you guy you've lost it completly.I have now introdused like 10 people from my work and all have become addicts.Good stuff my boy.I still insist you and sue maisha hook then both of you beat that story to us on your respective blogs(this one and nairobi nights),then we compare notes.whoeva is with me please put your hands up.
ReplyDelete@ Anon 5:41.. Thank you so much. About Sue of nairobinights, for her to write a story, she must be climbed and paid money and i stopped doing that.
ReplyDeletewhat if she agrees to be climbed 4 free,same request has been send to her by enough people.
ReplyDeleteNonini once lived in your servants quarter .... hahaha .. nice pick up line
ReplyDelete@ Anon 5.48.. heheh it has reached to this level where people are borrowing tiita for me. At this level, then i need to look for a zipless trouser... haha. but just saying. If you know her, tell her i wunt mind. And fans wachange pesa ya beer na room juu i know she cant come to rifa rodi joints. You know i am alergic to expensive beer. I want to remember you next time.. do this.. when posting, choose Name/url from the drop down, give yourself a name. put any url even if its yahoo.com or 1.com. poa?
ReplyDeleteWanjohi you remind me of PRIMUS that very big big beer of Kigali i had to taste that one,any way how much travel have you done?i am waiting for the South Sudan one and promise its of muclimbiano!
ReplyDeleteBuda hiyo link ya youtube imenimaliza bwana! Kimwana nita kiraria gikuyu maani...hahaha
ReplyDeleteWazi jo
Wanjohi,u nailed it again maze.True i have a chik pal of mine who was in juba,heee,huko ni muhadhara, she tell's us,huko,hakuna manzi wa mtu.And if u refuse,they kill u and throw u in river Tana...@ scratch,hapo kweli,i go sleep with my comp in fire such that when i wake up,i just open this blog...true dat...
ReplyDeletewhoa...motomoto.av bn introduced n there is no turning back.
ReplyDeleteNa hiyo car wash naijua kabisa. That is where Kenyan professionals meet to plot how they will take on people of out. Rwanda have the classiest women in East Africa; no doubt about that
ReplyDeletemercedes S Class. thanks for the correction. I was refering to it as PLIMUS. @ fellation .. very funny. na uyo toto nikama alisaidika. Angalia comments hapo chini. @Wamsee Ni kubaya. Naskia Wahome alinyaganywa Carwash.
ReplyDeleteWhen they come for muclimbano, the people of trap ask for $50/joti. They have no problem in paying the $50 and when tomorrow comes, they come again. The army eat person and when they ask for payment, they say they paid yesterday. And tomorrow of tomorrow and tomorrow of that day, they will still come and climb for the initial pay they asked. So, to the army, its a one time fee. Once they pay, it is that and if you refuse to be climbed, a bullet from AK 47 passes through your head that very second.
ReplyDeleteHow did you sit and think of this because i know this is not the situation on the ground?
That is awesome Wanjohi.Do Rwanda have a Mzalendo Kibunja of their own?Cant wait for episode two of Rwanda tales.
ReplyDeleteIf am rubbed work!!!!,,,,,
ReplyDeleteIs you Wanjohi of Kigogoine with all this satan of yours and stories of giants!!!!!
Beautiful the juba story is true i hear so many stories close to that are just as hilarious.
ReplyDeleteam in a mat and laughing like a mad fellow, the other passengers r looking at me and shaking their heads probably think the lack of an ac has made me bonkers!
i have been to rwanda and i had three days of total fun,nonstop muclimbano i tell u.
ReplyDeleteThats refreshing though muclimbano ni kidogo. Is it that Rwadess women pour alot during muclimbano or they urinate during the act?
ReplyDeleteTheir women are good but I can't put up with their government's fuckerry.
ReplyDeleteOne time I spent a week at 1930 (their prison) for drunken driving.
The other time I was arrested for walking across the roundabout near Nakumatt.
how come theuri daent comment here? ama hajui kuna blog kama hii? by thr way i saw somewhere a person telling the others "akileta upuzi tutampatia (tutamshitaki kwa) Theuri". i think it was on twirra some american girl was beefing with #kenyansontwitter. ebu muulize kama anaweza discpline kamzunye?
ReplyDeletesplendid, profoundly Thrilling
ReplyDeletei have never raffed that mush.
ReplyDelete@ Anonymous 7:51 AM hahaha. you should have left a name because you are a real deal...two beers on me man. Pole.. a week for drunk driving.. cant stop laughing here.. HOw long did you stay for walking thro that rounder? But i see people walking everytime. If you bribe a police,3 years confirmed in 1930.
ReplyDelete@ The River and the Source.. anacomment kama anonymus, i guess.
Yaani kuchekelea msee juu biashara yake ilikula mbao? Nuh behaviour Wanjohi, kumbaff kabisa... Umenichekesha sana hapo. Bring on the Rwanda and Juba sagas, we shall see the world through the vagina of your eye
ReplyDeletehehehe. nangojea the episodes as they come.
ReplyDeleteDamn, this is hilarious, no wonder women who go to Southerm Sudan come back nyegeless...lol!
ReplyDeleteWanjohi KBC is Kigali Business Center...and they say mafaranga..nice one thanks for writin this now all the people askn me "nikii mangiiga Rwanda kana ni biashara iriku tungiruta Kigali il direct then to this one....nice stuff!!
ReplyDelete@ Ronnie your comment made me laugh even more.
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No wonder thiku ici andu a nja mararega kundutirea thurari uguo tondu umaclimcite other ana uga close all holes. NKT
truest of truest. i lov this
ReplyDeleteKBC stands for Kigali Business Centre. How comes you did not visit Cadillac
ReplyDeleteIf you want classy people of trap and out you should visit Papyrus in Kimihurura... Here the trappers charge in USD and you just dont go to any lodging, you go to a hotel...
ReplyDeleteLakini wameona mbele and you should keep your USD or Amafaranga in your socks..
Makes me miss Kigali even more and their cries of "temp le temp le nipe mayi.." at that point she is ready to squirt, so when you here that, teremka naye kwa mkeka which are availbale in most establishments...
Can't wait for those stories of pple of trap in Juba n Rwanda. When do we expect them? Tomorrow of this week? ama? Lol!
ReplyDeleteinteresting stuff.!!! keep it up!!
ReplyDelete@Sto hahahahhha ati their cries of "temp le temp le nipe mayi.." at that point she is ready to squirt, so when you here that, teremka naye kwa mkeka which are availbale in most establishments...thats a killer right there waaa.
ReplyDelete@Wanjohi "the army eat person and when they ask for payment, they say they paid yesterday. And tomorrow of tomorrow and tomorrow of that day, they will still come and climb for the initial pay they asked. hii ni unyanyasaji right there but dude, i just love the way u think, u r a HERE i swear.
@Anon 12.20 hapo umenena, i had 2 leave ma man cz whatever he does 2 mi is total fuckery, imagine less than 2mins he's done,Wanjohi made mi see the light kabisa.
ReplyDeleteThat youtube link is the bom men!!!! am laughing like a horny cock!!!
ReplyDelete@Sto.. hahaha. I am just starting. @ Joto.. thanks. @ 123.. Tryn to locate that anon.
ReplyDeleteWanjohi ur impression about Nigeria is wrong, we are the most hospitable people on the planet, open to strangers and accomodating, i dont deny the nefarious and devious activities of few people that have painted the country black, but in general Nigerians are good people.
ReplyDeleteRifa rodi hee temp le temp nipe mayi does this mean that our gals dont know how to squirt, or they are waterless or is it that our men do not know how to make the ladies happy someone please answer
ReplyDeletePrevoiusly as Anon @ 751
ReplyDeleteNot for walking across the roundabout but on the grass. Another time I went to a saloon at MTN center on the way to Nyaraturama. (You know the way they give a massage in an enclosed place after a haircut), got the chics number took her the hotel I was staying (Golden Hotel near Chez Robert). She came every evening for three nights. When checking out, they charged me US$180 for extra guest. I had to walk to the airport.
@ Ben.. waiting for the same.
ReplyDelete@ Japhet Solomn.. I know. just making fun out of it.
@Andrew ook. but pole sana. But it happens even here in Kenya, but here, they warn you before you enter the person. Any hotels.. 2 star and above.
@Andrew, lolest, hapo ulipatikana proper
ReplyDeleteI tell you.. Usipoteremka kwa mkeka, you will have nowhere to sleep, the bed will be all wet.. Serious trappers there do not believe in short time..
ReplyDeleteWanjohi, next time, have a taste of Skol amd Mutzig. Been in Kigali since Jan (not selling weaves, I swear!! hehehehe that bit killed me), lakini sheria mingi bwana and choking. People of out are delicious. The first two weeks I was infected with mneckliosis ....mwihuguro...Wahome alihama Car Wash akaenda New Car Wash (Kacyiru), nikuo arachinira nyama. KBC.... ni Nakumatt ya mclimbano. When are you returning here?
ReplyDelete@ Sto.. true.
ReplyDelete@ Anon 4.41.. hahahah ati... People of out are delicious. The first two weeks I was infected with mneckliosis . If this aint the funniest thing ave heard today, they me dont know.
@Wanjohi, Post the next episode. Nimechoka ku-refresh page.
ReplyDeleteBen, most men don't know where the G spot is and thus cannot make a gal squirt and some are also impatient and selfish. Wakifika kwisha maneno i.e. RIP Tree..
ReplyDeleteve been waiting from jana. u r killing us. post kitu.
ReplyDeleteThanks gal. Wapelekwe rwanda for training then
ReplyDeleteWanjohi, i think you make my day everyday. Just as a suggestion, maybe you can include a section in your site where fans can post their stories. You can then pick the stories and decorate them with your own mojo (which is the best in the planet) and post them online. That would assure the fans a story each day. You are the best.
ReplyDeleteSquirt ii ni ghitu ghani?bin tryin2 mek sm1 squirt nani ako na advice real. @wajohi.the vagina of my eye can't get off the screen just in case something new is posted bila mikujua!wewe ni we2
ReplyDeleteWanjohi, when they come to collect you with straight jacket, tell them a story and escape while they die of laughter!!
ReplyDeleteI remain, Karanja Njoroge
I second Johnah Hatrick!! Let us send you our stories, you re-write them but to give us credit you say 'when i went with Karanja Njoroge to...' etc.
ReplyDeleteAnon 9.04 & The Gal.. This is Wanjohi's blog but let me chest thump a bit, with your permission Wanjohi..
ReplyDeleteSpent close to two years in Rwanda and I had a person of out who taught me how to make a lady squirt, aint that complicated but requires patience of the highest degree and a regular dose of Akabanga sauce (found in every resto in KGL).
When I came back to Nairobi, I experimented on a few people of out and believe you me, I had to change my number and move house coz I could not meet their demands plus that of their friends..> Can send you a write up on how to achieve, dudes n dames..
@ sto share the knowledge to andrewkinyanjui at gmail dot com
ReplyDeletehehe...'sina mafaranga'..just brougtht me good memories of my friends there.
ReplyDeleteSto, Share the info with me too i need to teach my man something new, cc me (as you send the info to Andrew) on iregish@yahoo.com.
ReplyDelete@ Sto
ReplyDeleteSorry the address is andykinyanjui at gmail dot com
Hi Sto and Andrew, am here in Kigali (been around tangu 2004) Mimi ni expert wa hiyo "mayi". Poleni to those who have had a brush with the law for drunken driving, cutting across the grass and other silly things. If we had same laws on drunken driving in Kenya as in Rwanda, many lives and injuries would be saved. I also like the umuganda concept:- Clean up for everyone every last Sato of the month. The city is very clean. The only thing I can't stand here is the way they spit and nose blow bare hands in the street.
ReplyDelete@Andy and Scratch maybe u can go thro some info on this site and it will help u to understand more on how to make a woman squirt. all the best. http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/female_ejaculation.htm
ReplyDelete@ Johnah Hatrick.. Thats a great idea. I am introducing a guest column where you can post on your own style. Your style might be better and that will keep our readers entertained throughout.
ReplyDelete@ Sto .. hahaha. you had to change houses? meeeen. I am waiting.
@Try me.. I will stick on closing all holes because i cant stand the waters.
@Wanjohi, you have not posted since 15th June. Kwani the lunar eclipse healed your brain? (Kana uronire mweri uramaka?)ha ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteLet truth be said...squirting is not our ladies thing, well its a pleasure but not worth the embarrassment (Literal)that comes along with it espec with the ladies in muclimbano league. U can imagin "people beating stories ati huyo dame hujikojolea akiclimbiwa!!" haha...evry time a lady that i climb tells me atajikojolea i beat her slaps on butts n she says mbus....
ReplyDeleteG.G
maaan, this is not fare,two days bila laughing,can you please post somrthing,we cant take it any longer,after evary five min am back here cheking 4 anything but wapi.
ReplyDelete@G.G, u r nuts hahahhahha they are called spanks lol
ReplyDelete@ Feelings, kwani pia wewe ni blogger kama Wanjohi?
ReplyDeletembona huandiki kila siku........please give it to us everyday....we cant seem to get enough of ur jokes.ijust love you
ReplyDelete@Anon 2.23am heheheh no am not, just a small thing here n there.
ReplyDeleteWell while wanjohi takes a writers Block break,i am so happy reading the comments from the other readers, like sto hahahaha,i wish i could also give you my email address you show me how to squirt,but in my head thats just too much to give to a man,faking cuming is enough,but once he teaches me to squirt,i cant pretend to cum. dry dry.....wanjohi i am suing you for not writing for 2 days!
ReplyDeletewanjohi bana this is not fare at all.Haki yetu,haki yetu.
ReplyDeleteHAKI YETU!!!! HAKI YETU!!! sasa tunaomba serikali itusaidie, huu ukame umezidi
ReplyDeleteaki seriusly wakigogoine im starting to think you are enjoying starving us which is totally unfair,i need my daily dose or ill start nose bleeding.
ReplyDeletemimi manaomba serikali tutsaidie ndio Wanjohi atupatie story. Or do we look for Theuri so that he can start telling us his side of all the stories Wanjohi has mentioned him
ReplyDeleteSorry. Today, i spend all time in bank because Queue was very long. when i reach at counter, i forget my ID. I had to go back to look for ID.when i go back i queues again. when i reach counter, they tell me i sign badly. I had to queue again to see manager. He say i change signature until i give up. I am writing for today now but i am disturbed because i dont know where i will get money to buy beer for me and a person of out i told i will buy her beer. Sijui nizime simu ama nifanye aje. But i am posting someting, nevertheless.
ReplyDeleteI think this is the greatest idea ive heard all day, let look for theuri probably his versions will differ highly with wanjohis.
ReplyDeletewanjohi, naomba serikali iingilie nipewe haki yangu ya mclimbano. wacha siasa, post hiyo kitu. nakufa nikingoja. natafuta mtu wa out. unaeza holla at demamoton at gmail. hebu niforwardie hiyo recipe
ReplyDeletej. solomn, why b defensive? wanjohi tells about the unusual things in life-they r interesting. if he told us about gud mambos like how people in nigeria pay rent in time, go to church...whom will read his blog? and THE GAL SAID ps b fair to our kenyan men! wanjohi has told himself & am sure most men wud agree that a swiiit muclibano will initially lead to first pouring and any man wud like 2 make a lady scream... bt dnt worry, u will come across one ..who unfortunately wud b in great demand... M. WA MUTITHI
ReplyDeleteWanjohi you are a real njohi. Iwill buy you njohi one day with Theuri and we look for peopole of out. Suggest a place and time
ReplyDeletedoes it mean that the day will end without a story? Wanjohi i am disapointed. Please do something
ReplyDeleteHaki Yetu!!!!!! Haki Yetu!!!!! Haki Yetu!! Sorry, I got carried away. Pris Pris Pris, Wanjohi tuiguire tha mani. Tuikirie gastory ona angikorwo ti kahiu biu, nyongo ihorere.
ReplyDeleteWanjohi, umetuweza. i remember what you did to one person of out who you waited to get hot and then left that person hanging. that is exactly what we are going through since wednesday - ready to pour but just waiting for u to come in ... tupeee kitu bwana
ReplyDelete@ Wanyuru...I wunt do it to you. Iko karibu. @ Foro.. tuliza kiasi tu. @ Paulo.. nope. waaaaiit.
ReplyDeleteI know that Wahome man very well of car-wash in Kigali.
ReplyDeleteWhen he was doing his research, Kenyans confused him on how he would make mega profits. They told him that all Kenyans there are so united, and will be drinking beer and food from the place. He got crazy, went to Nairobi, took a bank loan and went back to invest. They only drink from there a few days and went back to their usual clubs. The man was dying of stress, The club was sold off to help recover the loan!
Sam...
ReplyDeleteYou have very incorrect information.. I have called a friend there who is well versed with the what goes in Kigali..
1. Wahome never owned Carwash 1, he was a tenant paying rent
2. When the owners saw his business doing well, they began increasing rent arbitrarily
3. The rent became too high and the owners asked him to leave and brought in a new tenant, some Mzungu who now runs the place
4. Wahome rented three more places, namely Rainbow in Kicukiro, Golf Course in Nyarutarama and Carwash 2 in Kacyiru
5. Management became tricky and now he only runs Carwash 2 where many Kenyans still meet regularly for drinks..
Wondering why am defending Wahome so much...? He made me feel quite at home and if am to go back to Kigali, that will be my first stop..
Kimundu_Gikiuma... Correct me if I have also been given wrong info since you are still on the ground..
Wanjohi, unastakiwa na mastaka ya kutunyima gastory kwa siku tatu. Tendo hili ulilitenda bila idhani ya koti hii.Uhalifu kama huo umetufanya sisi kuwa na wasiwasi mwingi kwani hatujui itakuwa lini. Kosa kama hili linabeba kifungo cha kukosa muclimbano kwa wiki mbili. Je, unakubali mashtaka ama unakataa? weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee niki mai
ReplyDeleteSorry, mani not mai
ReplyDeletethis is the problem with an addiction,as much as you promise to stay away from your daily shots,you just go back without knowing it.
ReplyDeletenow this is not Fair wanjohi, how could u? am disappointed
ReplyDeleteeven after more than a 100 cries seriously you cannot feel tha for us,your people are on the verge of going mad,pliz do something oh.
ReplyDeleteHello all:: Something went terribly wrong when i was about to post. Lost the whole article and had no backup. Writng afresh. PLEASE bear with me.
ReplyDeleteaah we kwenda uko,you went to klimbiana and forgot to post.seriously, four days?
ReplyDeleteWhile we wait for Wanjohi to solve the technical problem, here is a storo on Rwandese men that will give the Kenyan brothers comfort:
ReplyDelete"So we have been doing the rounds exploring clubs in Kigali, one occasion stands out like a sore thumb. So we are hanging out at the popular Karaoke joint and it’s my first time ‘karaoke-ing’ we bump into this guy we have only met once before and being the super chatty type, we go on an on about one irrelevant story after the other.
The guy then helps himself to a cigarette out of my friend’s pack and puffs away as we chat. The vibe trickles down and my pal and I shift our attention back to the crowd we came with. The guy hangs around and to our surprise helps himself to another cigarette from the pack that is not his, by the time he is reaching for the third one we are thoroughly perturbed and I asked him if he had any intention of buying a replacement pack once he cleared hers to which he unflinchingly responded “I do not buy drinks or cigarettes for a woman unless I know it will be reciprocated” needless to say our jaws dropped at such a thoroughly horrific display of uncultured behaviour.
The process: it starts with free loading and them spouting shameless comments about reciprocated generosity.
A friend later told us about how blatantly shameless Rwandese men are in their ‘instant reciprocity’ beliefs a meal for…? A drink for?… any less is shocking to him and may invoke a reaction that may leave you stranded in the middle of the city at midnight or paying for a meal you accepted out of a sense of obligatory decency.
I always complained about how uncultured Kenyan men are but personal experience and lots of shocking tales just two weeks in Rwanda has me in a forced appreciative mode for our avg Kenyan man.
- Yasmeen"
Ilitoka hapa: http://mteja.org/the-un-culture-of-rwandese-men/
On CarWash. This is the only place that has something similar to Kenyan publife (am speaking with hindsight of having stayed at Serena & Mille Collines and partying at Cadillac and what not). Wahome enjoys full Kenyan's patronage and must be making a tidy sum off his efforts. There was some time I was there and found Ruto & Uhuru enjoying nyamchom and beer respectively. Just to put this in perspective
ReplyDeleteWee wa kiino hebu post. Am tukupeleke hague
ReplyDeleteFrom tomorow.. http://wanjohidaily.com
ReplyDelete@Sto, your version of Wahome's "predicament" is true. I don't know where @Sam got his mis-information. By the way, I was one of the first promoters of Wahome and Carwash (although) I stopped patronizing his joints for personal reasons.
ReplyDeleteTo all Kenyans:- When you come to Rwanda and want to do business, the Rwandese are bound to try and wrestle the game from you after it's established. Take for example Carwash. This is the second time they have taken it away from Wahome. The first time, his own Rwandese partners staged a coup when Wahome was away for Christmas. They ran the place for a year and went burst. The landlord gave it back to Wahome. Afew years later, he is asking Wahome to pay a monthly rent of US$ 6000 and pay six months in advance!!!! US$ 36,000. Kwani ni kununua ana nunua? I went to carwash on Friday evening. Now a mzungu guy is running it. I doubt it will be running for another 3 months. No patrons at all. His style or idea of entertainment is "different" They thought that the Kenya crowd that frequented that place would continue to do so......Kim natho...
@ Kimundu thats quite sad eh?
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