How To Trick A Girl If You Want To Sleep In Her House.

One day long time i meet woman in bus. She has good buttocks, big enough, good legs and talk well. We talk and she tell me her name is Shiru and she is written as secretary and reception in Town. She talk to me in English, i reply in Kikuyu. I tell her my father is big in government and that i is in University (hehehe that is a too much lie) part time and run my father many business. I tell her i dont like bus but my car refused to start in morning.

When tomorrow comes, she call me and tell to go supper at her house in Kariobangi. I reach her house and see the girl is more beautiful. I plan how to sleep in her house and come up with a plan. i organize with my friend to send me sms when it reaches 9 PM and pretend he is Mungiki and want my head.

At exactly 9, my phone sms tone cries and i look at phone message: ' Ithui ni Mungiki na nitumenyete niuraria ndeto cia mungiki muno. Nitui haria uri thaa ici na tugugweterera tuoe Kiongo giaku. Ithui turi oru muno' mean in english: We are mungiki and we have know that you are talking words of Mungiki so much. We know where you is and we wait here to cut your throat. We are very bad'

I show the lady the sms and she feel worry for me. She tell me i should not go out. I pretend am brave and tell her i will go, nobody dies two times. She insist and tell me to sleep in her house. I smile inside because my plan worked. So, it is time to sleep and i have not borrowed her things or shown interest. I am clever because you dont who interest early. When it comes to time to sleep, she tell me i sleep in her bed, she sleep on sofa set in her one room house. I agree then i tell her she can sleep beside me, i dont bite people.

All long, the woman remove cloths and put on night dress infront of me. She does not feel ashamed of the. My heart beats and mouth get dry. My penis stands like it has never. She then jump in the bed and sleep facing other side. So i start to talk to her and we beat stories, still facing on that side. I want to touch her but cant make my mind. I think of trick to use but get none as my head is blank. I then say, i will count 123 then i touch her. I find myself counting many times before touching her. it is fear.

The woman then turns but her stomach face down. I am unable to say word. For the last time, i say i will count up to ten and on 10th time, i start touching her. I then slowly pretend am scratching myself on leg and when am returning my hand, i put it on her back. The woman get happy and tell me to scratch her back. I say in my heart ' Thiga ni a rua' (Thiga has circumcised) and do it like am getting paid.

The woman turn and look up and i start to scratch the breasts and i see she does not refuse. I jump onto her breast and start sucking. Although my grandfather say to me long time that only babies suck women breasts, i say i will do like i see on videos. I suck until she moan like baby 'uuuhh aaaaahhh eeeeeoo wanjohiiiiiiii' . After a small time, i see she wakes up and remove her night dress and her pantie. She then tell me to remove boxer and i do it very fast. She then go to her box and remove condom. I see a packet has supposed to be three but it only two. So i say in my heart, there is another man that sleep here eh?

She then come and take my penis and want to put in her mouth, but i tell her my language (kabila yetu) does not allow. I once hear that a woman can pretend she was to suck your penis but instead, end up cutting your penis with her mouth. So when i insert my penis, i feel warmth and she squize my penis inside with her muscles. I feel soo good within one minute, i poured. She looks me in worry and ask 'wanjohi, kai waita naihenya niki? (Wanjohi, why has you poured so fast?)

I tell her that it is because i remember Mungiki want to cut my throat. Then after small time, i remember her big buttocks and her big breasts and my penis stand again. This time, i dont pour very fast. We try many position and she tell me doggy. then i remember my grandfather say that it is illegal to do dog style in our language, i refuse.

She got happy and from that day, she will invite me for supper many days and give me her things. I ask for advise how not to pour fast and that is why she later came to like me.

Later, she get married to Macharia, the guy that sell hardware and is now building a flat. Macharia is my friend and when i go to his house, i dont look the woman in eye because i dont want to remember how sweet she was and Macharia may know that i used to do that. If he know, he might stop my friendship.

I remain,