Buying Condoms Nightmare

I dont know why people feel fear when buying condoms. One day, i invite neibor in my house. The neibor was girl. So, she put little skirt and we watch Tv when she seat on the other side. When i look her, i see her legs apart and see red pantie and my penis stands up.

I start borrowing the things. She say ok and i go to her seat. I remove her browse and see her good breast and i suck. Then i remove her skirt and red pantie. then she tell me to remove trouser and she touch my testicles and penis and i feel like to enter now. I stand up and take my penis and when i want to enter, say 'wanjohi, do you have condom?'

I say no. So i put trouser back and run to buy condom. When i reach shop, i first look left right, then go in. I find woman sell there. She ask what i want to buy because i first stay there without saying anything. i tell her i want to buy panadol. I go to another and before i buy, i see people coming, i buy tropical. I go to third shop and before i ask for it, i buy another Panadol.

Now disappointed, i decide to buy from Chemist, about 1 kilometer away. I first look through the shop to make sure its there.

Me : unausa makobosto?

Cashier : Makobosto ni nini?

Me: Ile pale. (pointing the trust packet)

Cashier: OOH.. you mean Condoms.

Me: Yes. But am angry because he shout too much.

Cashier: How many

Me: 3 (i meant one which has 3 inside but i say 3 because i cannot think good now)

Cashier: wow its going to be good night, hhehehehehe, good luck

People behind look me as if i was thief or satan and some were smiling me.

So when i go back to house, it is 30 minutes late and the lady has gone. From that day, i say i will not buy condom from open places. And why he laugh?

Have you ever felt or faced tough situation like that?

Yours
Wanjohi wa Kigogoine