When My Penis Refused To Stand.....

I dont know if any of you has ever been with girl and when you want to do her, the penis refuses to stand? For woman, its different because if she refuse to get on heat, one can use Vaseline or any other oil to make her wet.

One day I read in newspaper: 'Are you looking for a woman? sms 4055. I take phone and send sms. Everyday, they take 10 shillings and send me many names of woman who want casual sex: ' Liz, 21 yrs. Good looking, slender blah blah. If you want to connect with her Call 072xxxxxxx. One day, i hear sms ring it say: 'Maria, 22, slender, tall and brown. If you want to connect with her call 0714******** . Immediately, I take phone and i call number and girl with good voice take phone and we talk many time. She say she is pupil at university of Mt. Kenya in Thika.

One day i tell her to come to town and drink my beer. She say town is far and if i want, i go to thika. I call my friend Jimmi to go with me and when we go to Thika, i call girl to come and tell her to come with friend who is woman. They come three. We go to club and they drink my beer. All girl look black, big and heavy, not thin that they say in sms. The all speak English, some queen English, so where i dont hear, i ask my friend to tell me in my language what it means. That was one reason i dont left him behind when i meet girls from university. They eat too much like their body before we finish 3kg of meat.

In the middle of things, i borrow one and she say we will see. My friend also borrow things and he go with one. The one with no person goes back to hostel by boda boda. So i go with one to room. When we enter room, she remove all clothes but not pantie and we start to kiss. She remove my belt and the trouser falls down and she start to lick my penis. she do it and the penis refuse to stand. I tell her it can stand if i see her vagina. She tell me its long time since she see man. When she remove pantie, i see big hair like wig surround the vagina and so i see no vagina. I tries to imagine good woman i see before but my penis refuse to stand. I trie to imagine photos i see on Video and internet but where? We sleep until morning and the penis refuse to stand. She try to touch it but cannot. Infact is becomes smaller when i remember the hair that surround her vagina. From that day, i say, if i call woman i dont know, i will pretend am playing with her and insert my hand on her trouser to feel if she has many hair. I dont want do embarrass myself again like that.

Tomorrow, i write to her to apologies and she write back to me and this his how she write:

'Dear Wanjohi,

Spelling and grammar count boy!. I dont want to say that i was looking for a brain surgeon, but I like to think the person I'm dating is intelligent enough to spell pussy correctly. Again, I 'm open to a lot of things, but not a man who is 30. For your information, I have a Dad and therefore, I dont need another one. Also, fat men pisses me off. I am a quite big, yeah but your size? hell no.

Again, did you tell me that you are married? Boy, Die! Seriously, Never in all my life will I ever help someone cheat on their wives. Never. Lastly, I didn't like the way you assumed that because I was looking for a casual encounter, I would just show up and fuck you. I'm yet to be told I'm aint good in bed, but boy I do amazing things but not for dimwits like YOU!. Get a life and don't ever call me again!'

I don't know what that means 100% but i have idea. So, from that day, if my penis stand when i don't want, (like if see good thighs on street or i remember some good lady) i flashback that woman and her big hairs in the vagina and it stops standing.

Another thing i dont know why a lady must lie that she is small in years, thin, brown but when she comes, you see she is old, very big and has no shaved? why?

I remain

Wanjohi wa Kigogoine.