Even House Girls Have Holes........

One day i had no job or business so i was always in the house many times. I spend all big time in house with lady of house, populary known as unties. Most time, i kept on looking at her buttocks and bad thought started to enter me. I remembered on saying in our language, that says, irima riuru no ria nyoka (the only bad hole is of snake )I told myself, even of house girl is still a good hole. I know what comes to your mind... bad looking shaggy girl. Nope. By all standard, very good, buttocks big, tits firm, legs straight and all that. And to make the matters worse.. she was a kao.

The only problem, is, borrowing an 'unitie' is the most heavy work in this world. One, you dont know if you borrow her, she will tell the prime minister. Two, if she refuse to give you, can you live with the shame? three, the untie being of lower standard you cannot just go and cheat her like the way you can cheat other girls of college or working in offices. The standard borrowing style is, first take the lady for a treat, buy them beer and nyama then eat them later when she is happy. What i mean, you make girl like you first or you get her confused by beer. For 'unties', that cannot work. Its a different game.

I tried to think of way of climbing that 'untie' because i was feeling just to climb from outside, yet i did not have money to borrow girls of town or college. It is not easy.

I went to her bedroom and look where she hang her pantie so that i smell it. I dont know why men do that, or what satisfaction is there? (many men love seeing hanged panties). l saw blue pantie sewed at centre with red thick uzi that sews sweaters. I think and think and say, i will go to Accra where they sell panties at wholesale, buy 3 or 4 sexy ones and sindirias and bring her. That will make her happy and make her give me. But the way they talk with the PM confuse me. I refuse to know if she will tell the PM if i do that.

Tomorrow, i go to town and buy Pantie and take to her. I also pass through a shop far away from my house and buy makobosto. No taking chances. I dont know where to start. I pass the pantie and tell her to try them and if they fit, she take it is hers. She get happy and smile. I tell her to go and try and she go. She tell me they fit and i ask her if its ok if i see for myself. She tell me yes. When i go the baby start crying and she take the baby. I tell the baby 'Tell Untie to give you nyonyos you suck.. '

The Untie tell my 'aaii mine has no milk. '

hahah thiga has circumcised, so i tell my self. I tell myself if she allows me to such her nyonyos, she will definitely remove pantie for me. I tell her to let me try myself if milk will come out. I remove the ru tit (runyondo) and start sucking. I suck until she get on heat. I ramnyas things. I think because of the way they are always in kitchen or the way they eat food of babies, the heat she had was too much. Good heat and the way she inarias.. wa wa wa.. then because of where she come from, kaos i hear they teach their girls how to inaria and cry when you are doing her. ooohh aaaahh uuuuu... until i fear neibor will come and find if i am beating her.

Later, she told me she has wanted me to talk to her for many days but i dont talk. From that day, i ramnyad things many times until she was rubbed work my the Prime minister. Apparently, only the first session was hot. It is then i remembered what grandpa once told me...

"Wanjohi, all women are same. And there is no vagina that has stairs (gutiri kiino kia ngoroba).All same same. Stick to your woman and never throw your woman. Because all women are same. What you see today gold, tomorow it will be mud. Sex is just game of mind. I always take his advise dearly but he has never explained to me why he has 3 wives.

Anyway, from that day, i have never even looked at 'unties'. We have one that has been written in my house for over 8 months and i dont know her name. I dont know if it is instructions from the prime minister or what but when i get to the house, she leaves table room and go to her bedroom or kitchen.

The moral of this story, to all men is that, the 'untie' in your house wants you like nothing. Ongea roho yako. And to the PMs here, if your house girl is hot, you are in.........

Has any of you ever eaten a lady of house or has any woman here caught her husband ramnyaring the untie? It happens and ........thats life!

I remain,

Wanjohi wa Kigogoine.