Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Looking For a Person Of Out...

Something interesting from one,  Mtu Nyee:

I am looking for a person of out just for this holiday.

Lets admit something here. Deep down, you don't want the 'troubles' and hassles of living with a man. You want someone to do the climbing and other nasty stuff, keep you warm and someone to accompany you to your friends'  so they don't keep thinking you're a loser destined for permanent solo status.

You've spent all year working and getting drunk and haven't had the time capture yourself a boyfriend.

The only meaningful relationship you have gotten into this year was with somebody's hubby. Too bad, they cant be with you during this time.

I have a solution: Be my person, but only for this holiday.

This is how it will work: Send me a picture (full size) and a brief bio. Education and career stuff not to be included int he bio.

If the picture looks like sun, we'll set up a casual date (coffee or beer). If that's a success and we both enter each other, we'll date until 11:59PM, January 2nd, 2012. After that, we can still be friends (unless we dont like each other, then we can downshift to the occasional drunken booty call).

The benefits:
You have someone to keep you company on these holidays (I have references, dating back to  years now.) I will save you the trouble of going to noisy bars during this holiday season.

Don't Bother if You Exhibit the Following:

Cant throw a round, if you dont live alone because thats where we will spend the holidays,  still in love with  a man  from past years (or if you secretly are, at least have the damn decency to not blab on about it).

Interested? Then send your picture (and i repeat, full size) and bio @ mtunyee@yahoo.com. Those that  will send with front and back will have added advantage.
Kind regards,
Mtu Nyee

16 comments:

  1. he he heee, kali sana...my pic & bio pap to mtu nyeee, lol

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  2. hahaha.

    If we can have something like this daily, we woud grow healthier everyday. You falled when you were a baby, i bet.

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  3. Wanjohi wa Kigogoine a.k.a M2 Nyee

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  4. mtu nyee wanjohi? we wi itina ma ya Ngai

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  5. kubaf. Ukipata wa-xtra nitumie.

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  6. haha. another one before xmas

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  7. mtunyee@yahoo.com.....lolest beta return my application rest u suffer the wrath!!!

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  8. i have laughed upto my last teeth...hehe

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  9. Njogu wa njoroge wa kameme made me visit this site after advertising it in todays morning session....haiya iya ino ni ndegwa yaruire igwaini no ngarigwo mutree aina gani hii..send your pic at own risk.

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  10. haha WANYEE. im forwarding to u my full picture front and back at yours@testicles.com.....

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  11. hahahahaha niukwenda ga kuhingura mwaka, keeru kari na maguru ma sport na tunyonndo turugamu weega

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  12. Haiya!!! Check out my long clit ... slipped out of the thong
    http://vitukali.com/

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  13. Haiiiiya ata kama,?2b frank change!!!!thaz not funny.hope u ave some concrete when u call rather than talking nonsence and do not listen to conversation first. witherie

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