Why i Dont Boast With A Persons of Out

Sometimes there are people we can eat and beat chest that we eat person of strength but if you get her history, you will be shocked what you just ate.That is why i stopped digging history of people of out i climb.  No matter how fly they look, I will never boast with any person of out. I dont ask what they do and stuff, i keep it simple, climbing and we part.

There was this person i met some years ago. That person looked like sun and used to work for a prominent lawyer in town. She also looked sophisticated, from dressing to where she lived and where she shopped. She used to say that she cant buy clothes from exhibition because soon, you find it with thousand of other persons in town. Although later i came to know that she buy her stuff from Sunbeam, she still has taste and stuff.

Although sometimes she used to follow me in rifa rodi bars, she never liked there at all, just like Marto. Rifa rori bars dont sell Heinekenn and other sophisticated drinks that she used to drink when with me. Although i dont buy those colonialistic drinks, i used to buy her with no end.  Even when being climbed, she had style too. Closing all holes was a must and if she did not say mbu, she never allowed me to go. Again, she did not allow me to jump on her just like that, even if we were dead drunk. Before touching tiita, she used to ask me to wash hands first.

One time, i  told Theuri and crew how i am eating a super thing this days. Theuri wished to see her because of the way i was singing her too much. He said i should invite her over one day  and all bill will be on them.  One day, i  invited her over to one of our drinking dens in Rifa rodi. When she came, i see all of them keep quiet and almost holding their mouth with laughter.

After she left, i started to beat story to them how i climbed her and how her hole was hot, although deep and oceanic. Before i finished beating the story to them, they were all being collected  under the table laughing. Theuri stopped me and asked "amba unjire, niwikiraga makobosto? (Do you put makobosto). I said yes. He then laughed again even more and telled Akuku " Uyu riu nu augaga uhoro wake riu. Mundu ucio ahaicitwo ni andu ta 30 aria nie njui. Ucio ona thread ciathirire tene" (Who are you talking about now. That person has been climbed by 30 people that i know. She finished threat long time" He then continued "No uria wamakirie ni riri. Ta imajini mahaicirwo mari eri ni Kim uria dagitari" (What surprised me more was that they were climbed by Kim, the doctor, two of them together).

Before I telled them to stop hating,  Akuku assured  me "gatikiri koru ati muuno, no nikamaraya hanini" (She is not too bad but she is a trapper small). From that day, i never boast with any person of out because you may never know who is watching or has the history.

That reminded me of another person of out that was boasting with me. One time, i called her in town to have one. Because she was so proud of me, she came with two other persons to say hi. After saying hi, they went and sat on a separate table. One of them later called my person and said to her

 "Ati ucio nu?" (Who is that?) She said i am her boyfie. They laughed and said "Nu utoi Wanjohi riu. Ndiguiciria kuri irima atari aingira guku guothe. Ni mumaraya agathira. Ucio aingira irima riu riaku, gukamuona ringi nimaheni" (Who doesn't know Wanjohi. I dont think there is hole he has never entered. He is trapper to finish. When he enter that hole, to see him again is a lie)   She did not believe them that night but later when i refused to pick her calls is when she told Theuri what she was told.

I remain,

Wanjohi wa Kigogoine