Dirty Money Not Dirty After All

Recently, police and media have been waging war on strip clubs and massage parlors all over the country. I have no reason to stop them, but they should know a thing or two they dont know.

They should no that no one is forced to go there. People go there on their own volition. People know its safer than Luthuli trappers where you can be stolen by force and its cleaner, so, its bad to destroy other people's businesses. More so, if you compare how much you spend there and how much you can spend with persons, their entertainment of dogogio and fare money, you will forever be grateful with whoever came up with the idea of massage parlors.

My experience with trappers has not been so good before. I have beated you stories of my ordeal with them before but this one, I have never.

One day, when Tusker was 60 bob in the most expensive joints like Cactus. The persons I was destroying money with, after drinking enough, saided that month was there and my tree had stretched until knee.

I got angry and telled her to go to satan. After she left, I felt tree must sleep inside. Although I had almost refused to know myself, I went until Egesa and telled the soldier there to look for me one persons, even if its of paying.

He brought me a persons and without looking of how she was looking, whether sun or orangutan, I drove until my house. We entered house and when I putted lights on, I saw she looked quite aged. But I saided since it was to pour i wanted, I will tolerate.

I don't know what I said and she laughed her all. When, I looked at her, she did not have even one tooth. Even one imagin!

I rose up and neared her, then asked "nakuuliza, yani hauna meno hata moja?

She smiled shyly and saided no. I asked her again "na kusema ukweli, hata ya kuwekwo hauna? She smiled again.

I asked her how much she was going to charge me and she saided 300. I removed 200 bob, gave her and telled her to let me not be able to climb. She took the 2sock and left.

But the main reason I sent her packing was not lack of teeth. Drunked man can eat anything. But it is the thought of the many fights she had foughted until she lost all teeth. So, I refused to know, if she starts to fight me, over anything, she has nothing else left for her to loose.

I slept small and felt that there was no way I was getting sleep even small without having to pour. That time, there was not facebook to write "insomnia" at night to get people with same disease to chat until one has catched sleep.

I removed from house and saided, let me go to Ngara, I might fall on those hostel persons that drink at Citrus. That time, Citrus was the only bar that was saying in Ngara, together with King Lions sound.

Just outside as I was parking, I saw a ka persons that looked like a pupil of college in town residing in Ngara. I called her and she came and entered car.

To measure her devil, I telled her I was going home and if she was easy with me. She saided no problem. Before zooming, I checked her well well if she had any tooth missing.

I zoomed again until my house. We entered alright. Ahh, abc, and when she removed thuruari, I felt foul smell come out. Foul smell of satan, similar to what you hear when you enter Karumaindo or Good hope or other dingy trappers joints. Smell of many muclimbanos that happens without trappers washing themselves.

I closed mouth and asked her if she was a trapper. She saided yes. I asked her how much she was going to charge me. She saided since it was morning, she will only ask for 300.

I gave her 200 like the toothless and telled her to remove from my house there and then.

Before I finished to talk, she started to wail in loud voice, very loud voicew "iiiii uuuuu aaaa"

To avoid attracting neighbors, I moved fast near her and begged her to keep quiet. She continued even louder "uuu aaaa uuu unataka kunifanyia kama huyo mwanaume mwingine, ame ni climb alafu akanifukuza.. uuu aaaa"

I begged and telled her its ok, I wont throw her out. I refused to know what neibors would think of me and the way they respected me. I telled her I had no bad, she should feel free to sleep on the sofa until morning, so that she can go as she was seeing herself.

She slept until morning but I did not touch.

That is why I am saying, let massage be. Let those strippers places be. If you are forced to go to massage place, call them evil. If you take yourself, you are game and continue. To the others, there is nothing of you that is eaten.

I am,

Dagitari Onjohi.
Snr. Gyno.