Thursday, March 15, 2012

Unbeatable offer!!!

Dear friends,

Toshiba satellite Laptop. Good as new.

I am selling my Laptop. Perfect condition. Good as new. I recently stopped using this Supermachine after i stopped posting my daily blogs.

If you want to be noticed, or you want to stand out from the crowd, look no further than this modern laptop. Imagine flashing this machine out at Riviera when having your favorite. You will turn into babe magnet.. literally. I can guarantee that. I have climbed several, one most recently, i fetched from one (deleted) Coffee shop. If your idea of impressing chicks is to buy them drinks, try this first and stop wasting your money on drinks. You will be amazed with the results.

SPECS:
486 Pentium (upgradable to 586)
16kb cache
8MB Ram (have removed the extra 8mb ram. Add 500 bob if you need the extra Ram)
500 MB hard drive
Floppy Drive working.
Windows 95 with license key.

Kshs. 20,000 or best offer. Cash is fine. You can as well PayPal me directly.
I am waiting for your call...NOW!


(The day I bought this laptop. Incase you cant recognize any, I know two chaps here. Wryre and Big Ted.)

I remain,

Wanjohi wa Kigogoine
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18 comments:

  1. steveMarch 15, 2012 at 4:57 AM

    iyo nida mitomithia ndikugurwo

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  2. AnonymousMarch 15, 2012 at 5:57 AM

    comp mzee sana tupa tu!

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  3. AnonymousMarch 15, 2012 at 7:45 AM

    fala sana i thought you have stopped writing this blog and ata mimi ni fala still coming back to this blog its like a drug,do you know if coast general alcohol/substance and wanjohi blog rehabilitation unit still has space

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    1. AnonymousMarch 15, 2012 at 8:45 AM

      hahaha. Same thing here. Guilty like you

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  4. AnonymousMarch 15, 2012 at 10:06 AM

    am also guilty of being a wanjohi blog addict checking daily if there is somethng for new fala mimi.

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  5. AnonymousMarch 15, 2012 at 12:04 PM

    yaani wanjohi umesota hivo...lol tutakufanyia kaharambee bratha...

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  6. AnonymousMarch 16, 2012 at 12:26 AM

    see we all keep coming back. you are a Kubafu to have let all these Kenyas Down!!! Kwani wewe ni Politician Shindwe

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  7. AnonymousMarch 16, 2012 at 12:36 AM

    wakigogoini is bankrupt he is selling the few remaining items.....mundu arekwegayare ti kwega.....

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  8. AnonymousMarch 16, 2012 at 4:15 AM

    kai wi wa goma. Tiga wana, urechiria atia riu.... kubafffffff,,,,bure kabisa

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  9. AnonymousMarch 17, 2012 at 2:24 PM

    Wanjohi! Çhoka mani!

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  10. AnonymousMarch 18, 2012 at 12:48 PM

    national museum called, they want their antique laptop bak!

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  11. AnonymousMarch 18, 2012 at 2:02 PM

    Gíkue túgúthike ngoma íno..

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  12. kizangla mgenge mwenyeweMarch 18, 2012 at 10:40 PM

    maze izo specs mtu wangu.....ati windows 95??the best i can offer is 1500.ata my fon is much better

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  13. AnonymousMarch 19, 2012 at 5:04 AM

    kai wina itina rihohu
    mashoko ma funda

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  14. AnonymousMarch 19, 2012 at 5:06 AM

    Ngui! Kubaff! Thie ukahaicwo itina malaya maya.

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  15. ithe wa mwanaApril 12, 2012 at 11:49 AM

    You must be cracking a joke...!

    //SPECS:
    486 Pentium (upgradable to 586)
    16kb cache
    8MB Ram (have removed the extra 8mb ram. Add 500 bob if you need the extra Ram)
    500 MB hard drive
    Floppy Drive working.
    Windows 95 with license key.//

    This one is for throwing like a stone to hit a thief. Or you take 1K max for it

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  16. Thoth SolutionsApril 17, 2012 at 9:53 PM

    Wanjohi.... Nilidhani google anakulipa mzuri shana thru adsense

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  17. KENYAN JOBSMay 30, 2012 at 8:11 AM

    Some of the nuts in kishwa are very loooose, you need pano beating.

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